Monthly Archives: September 2022

Humane hobbles

Today we are reviewing these ankle cuffs by Humane Restraints. Well, Zara thought they were two collars for small dogs, but I convinced her they were actually restraints. For your ankles! Not with a chain between them, but with a stiff leather strap, which makes it very hard to walk. Also, they lock with cylinder keys. Very high security! Wow those Humane Restraints guys really don’t want people to escape do they!

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Papasan chair!

This chair is very comfy!! At least, it was until Zara came bothering me with handcuffs and ankle cuffs. I tried to ignore her, but she thought the chair was just to perfect for cuffing someone. She is right. But I was still going to ignore her.

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For Sale: KUB-115 handcuffs

Zara brought some brought new KUB-115 for me to look at. They are VERY interesting and innovative. They are like Irish 8 cuffs, but they have a screw key that opens them. The keyhole can be covered with a little plate that screws in. It’s very secure! If you are locked in these, there’s no chance of escaping!
The only thing is… they are a little too big for us. So we are selling them for 45 euro plus shipping. Wrist circumference approx 19.5 centimeters. Brand new! Just email me if you are interested!

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Turning Zara into my home decoration

Zara left me cuffed without the keys so many times now, I just wanted to get back at her. I told her I wanted to do an experiment where I would turn her into my home decoration. A hogcuffed statue on a box. Of course, I dropped the keys on the floor and left her there. There really was no way out for Zara, she was hogcuffed on a box, and very annoyed!

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