Hula hooping in handcuffs!

Zara has really really small wrists. A standard pair of cuffs can be tightened all the way on her wrists until there are no more teeth to grip. But we found something that will help: cuff inserts! They are special pieces of plastic designed to fit inside a cuff. They are probably for juvenile delinquents… so they are perfect for Zara!
We spotted this huge green field during our road trip and I said to Anahí: Let’s hogcuff ourselves in the middle of the field! It will be so nice to just be there, surrounded by grass, insects and sun, just helpless!! Of course, Anahí was a little scared, but she did it and we enjoyed ourselves for quite some time! I love being cuffed outdoors!
This must be one of the strangest things you ever sent me! A mouth spreader! Or cheek spreader, I don’t know. I do know that they make us look very silly! And almost impossible to understand hahahah! Also, I found out that it is really super dangerous to try and drink something with a spreader in your mouth. No seriously, I almost killed myself. Want to see that? Watch the video, it is hilarious!!
What if… we would neck cuff ourselves together! We would be BNFF (best neckcuff friends forever)! We would have to do everything together! It would be very awkward to walk, and sit down, and sleep, but it would be even more awkward if one of us had to go to the toilet lol!!!
Me and Anahí are doing a few tests before we try to do this for real. A 24 hour challenge is our ultimate goal, but it will be very hard!! We are also handcuffed together, to make it even harder! Could you do this for 24 hours? Maybe with one of us? But only if you are not too tall of course hahaha!!! You can get your own neck cuffs here!
Here is one of the most daring escapes we have ever tried! Me and Anahí are handcuffed to the radiator, and there is NO key! No way for us to get out, at all! Luckily we tied a key to the collar of my dog Lady, who is running around in the house, very happy and playful!
Will we succeed in getting Lady close enough to escape? She is very playful and she might not want to come close enough! How long will she leave us there before she decides to come over? This is going to be fun!! Don’t try this at home if your dog hates you!
Here is a new idea sent in by a fan: me and Anahí are handcuffed (what else?), and a chain connects both pairs of handcuffs. A very hard cardboard tube is covering the chain and padlocks. We will have to try to figure out a way to escape!
Actually we were supposed to do this with a metal pipe, but I was afraid of getting stuck forever like a Greenpeace activist, so cardboard seemed like a good choice. I did not expect that it was going to be so hard to destroy the tube (with my hands in cuffs)!! Incredible stuff! We eventually got out, but this idea needs a lot of improving, maybe some different cuffs and keys… I will have to think about it!
Some fans have asked me what happens with all the punishments that we come up with for the challenge losers. Do we really do them? Of course we do! Here is an interesting picture and video set: Anahí lost three challenges in a row, so her punishment is a FOUR hour hogcuff. Yes, four hours, and I did not take any time off it. She really was there for four hours, although she slept most of the time.
At one point I almost gave her the keys because I was sorry for her (she is just too cute), but I changed my mind and made her do her time! Why am I handcuffing myself, you might ask? Well, I don’t know actually LOL!! I just noticed that I handcuffed myself (in front) before giving Anahí her punishment, and I did not unlock them for the entire afternoon! I guess I am just too used to being cuffed! Oops. :-)
This video did not go entirely as planned. I cuffed my ankles together with a pair of handcuffs, and then I cuffed one wrist overhead to the bathroom radiator. I wanted to mix the key into a basket full of clothes pins, to make it harder to find. But of course, I dropped the key… Was it on purpose? ;-) LOL, well… I hope you can answer that by now. Any way, I can not reach the key, so I have to pick it up with my toes. That’s not too difficult, but getting it into my hand is very hard… remember I cuffed my ankles hahaha… Ooops!
I received an email about a -supposedly- very difficult position. I suspected it would be no challenge at all, but just to prove it does not work I have made this little video diary. Nope, it does NOT work LOL… not even close. But it was a nice suggestion, please send in more!! I love doing what you tell me (and proving I can beat any challenge)! This one = big FAIL!!