Today we are reviewing these ankle cuffs by Humane Restraints. Well, Zara thought they were two collars for small dogs, but I convinced her they were actually restraints. For your ankles! Not with a chain between them, but with a stiff leather strap, which makes it very hard to walk. Also, they lock with cylinder keys. Very high security! Wow those Humane Restraints guys really don’t want people to escape do they!
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Zara brought some brought new KUB-115 for me to look at. They are VERY interesting and innovative. They are like Irish 8 cuffs, but they have a screw key that opens them. The keyhole can be covered with a little plate that screws in. It’s very secure! If you are locked in these, there’s no chance of escaping!
The only thing is… they are a little too big for us. So we are selling them for 45 euro plus shipping. Wrist circumference approx 19.5 centimeters. Brand new! Just email me if you are interested!
Zara left me cuffed without the keys so many times now, I just wanted to get back at her. I told her I wanted to do an experiment where I would turn her into my home decoration. A hogcuffed statue on a box. Of course, I dropped the keys on the floor and left her there. There really was no way out for Zara, she was hogcuffed on a box, and very annoyed!
We got to try this very rare Fetish Ironworks fiddle! The company maybe doesn’t even exist anymore. So don’t ask us where you can buy one (unless you want to buy this one of course, I think it can be for sale from FoToRo at the right price). It is extremely interesting! It has a separate keyhole for all 3 restraints, and it uses a key and mechanism very similar to handcuffs, so you can make it as tight as you want (unlike other fiddles). Very cool piece!
Finally, LIPS made a pair of handcuffs for small wrists. Check out our review here. There’s no excuse anymore, now I can arrest Zara and she won’t have any chance of escaping! These cuffs are perfect, even for her small wrists!
Oooooh a member request! We love getting member requests. Apparently, in some prisons, you don’t get an orange or stripy jumpsuit, but you get a grey sweatsuit! That’s interesting! A member sent us one (unfortunately not two), so Zara was very eager to be the police officer and cuff me in my grey sweatpants and sweatshirt!
Just recently, I was invited to shoot for GirlAsylum.com! I have already been on that website before, but never with Zara! It was her first time shooting for that website and we had a lot of fun rolling around in straitjackets! Oh and I forgot it’s not very smart to wear a skirt to a straitjacket shoot :D
I have been wanting to paint this room for a while. But there are some things in it, like Chrissy’s old bed, and we need to remove them first. Zara (reluctantly) agreed do help me, she knows it’s not easy to do this heavy work in speedcuffs. After removing all the clutter, I added leg irons for us both to start prepping the walls! It will be beautiful!
We were thinking about a way to prevent us from bending our arms. That would make escaping handcuffs a lot more difficult! Then I suddenly remembered the arm splints Chrissy showed me once. Zara has never seen them, so I wanted to try them on her. Of course, she ended up putting me in the splints. Oh well…
A few days ago, Zara wanted to teach me about 4th of July. I am from Mexico, I have never understood this holiday, but Zara (in a very Zara way) tried to explain it to me. With loudness, decorations, silly glasses, American snacks, and a lot more stuff that was hurting my eyes. I still don’t understand why she is so excited about it. The only good thing was that she brought some American handcuffs for us to be cuffed in during this entire enthusiastic ordeal.
A new member request, with me as the victim again! (Please send in member requests with Zara as the victim thank you). I am cuffed in FIVE pairs of thumbcuffs with my palms out! Then Zara is going to try to pull my arms up into a strappado! A strappado with palms out is hard! Don’t try this at home! Or go ahead, try it, what do we care :D
After spending about 13 years in handcuffs, with Chrissy and Zara, I still had no idea how they actually work. But now… the mystery has been solved! We received this training tool, and it has clear plastic on one side so you CAN SEE how it works inside! Even the double lock! It is so clever, I never expected this. Who came up with this!?? This really awesome tool will go into our lock pick training kit!
Wow, this is something crazy that Zara came up with: it is a medical muzzle. Now, normally we would probably not feature this on our website, but this one actually LOCKS! It can be locked with 9 or 10 small padlocks, and it can not be removed without a key. It was a very intense feeling, and it is not for everyone! This is a very extreme muzzle!
To get my revenge on Zara, I wanted to tie her to a bed too, just like she did to me. But we are CuffGirls, of course I was going to use metal! Metal is still the best. It is more secure, and a LOT faster. To lure her in, I let her try it on me first. But when it was my turn, I wasn’t going to let her out so soon!!
As you all know, Zara works as a guard for the BondageTimeout.com facilities in the Netherlands. Many people have wondered about the Segufix experience there. And today, Zara is going to demonstrate on me how to put someone in Segufix. Of course, in a BondageTimeout booking, she will be much stricter, adding lots more straps (including the head strap), but in case you were in doubt about booking a timeout: watch this video! Zara can be really nice too!
OMG, take all my money! They just invented LIPS (our favorite Dutch handcuffs) for SMALL wrists! The packaging literally says ‘for small wrists’!! LIPS were always our favorite handcuffs, but they are quite big, even for me… and especially for Zara!
So it’s almost like they invented them for us! Thanks LIPS!! We love you!